iPhones. They are useful to a degree, but there are too many, and many of them offer no use whatsoever.
I started looking into the various applications available to iPhone users. I was shocked at what I found:
Idream: This application plays ambient sound without loops, while sending optically stimulation to help calm you and put you to sleep.
My comment: If you can’t sleep, I recommend you putting your phone down, and then try closing your eyes.
Imensies: This application tracks female’s menstrual calendars.
My comment: TMI my friends, TMI.
SitOrSquat: This application finds any nearby public restroom in the world for you.
My comment: This may be useful-but public restrooms can also be scary. At outdoor concerts, does it just tell you to go behind the cars?
BossTool, Caterpillar, Poof etc.: These applications help you manage all of your applications.
My comment: This is just silly. If you have too many applications, you do not need any more!
Beer: An application that features a cooler of beer that never runs out.
My comment: Dumb.
PhoneSaber: Turn your iPhone into a light saber.
My comment: Geeky and dumb.
FakeCalls: This application fake calls your phone, to get you out of a situation (irritating conversation, bad date, etc.)
My comment: Will further alienate you from the rest of humanity (as if being constantly glued to your iphone isn’t enough).
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